legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

kitt-chan:

I don’t go to school dances anymore. 

Last one I went to some dude danced all night with his pokemon plushie.